My toothbrush is shot and my toothpaste is short. Bad brushes hurt gums and bad breath hurts grades. Law school is shattering my person finances but reaffirming my Scottish roots. Damp washcloths work better then brushes. Toothpaste is a marketing scam. My teeth are gleaming, but my washcloth is wearing thin...
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Oh Paul, honestly!
I'd go into a long speech about your ignorance regarding dental matters, except that my dad agrees with you about the washcloths and toothpaste. I guess you'll just be getting some Tom's of Maine and a new brush in your stocking for Christmas...
thanks to your parents, I'm all taken care of. don't worry about getting me a new toothbrush for Christmas, I've been looking forward to sharing yours!
Elegant writing structure! You fitted whimsical remarks together in such a logical way.
But as an aspiring diplomat, I refrain from commenting on actual content.
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